The Smack Daddy

Dang Santa, you nasty.  This seat isn't exactly the one for the kiddos, as you can see.  Don't worry though, he'll sober up for the wholesome Christmas lists

Do it for the Ho(e)s

• That's not a candy cane in his pocket
• The Recoil is wild on the slap
• The Safe word is Christmas

All ornaments shipped with protection by Saved By and guaranteed to make it in one piece or your money back, so don't worry about things breaking on the way.

Generally speaking, we get every order out within one business day, but the holidays are crazy and little saint dick sometimes gets a little overwhelmed.

Can't decide on which one you like? Buy two and get free shipping (1-4 days domestically).  Heck, we might even include a secret mystery gift if you're luck :)